Phone sex.
I can't do it.
Lumberjack and I had our first encounter with, I suppose, the inevitable last night.
The phone was ringing as I stepped out of the shower.
“Hey you just caught me getting out of the shower”
“So you’re not wearing anything”
“No actually I’m not”
“Tell me what else you’re doing”
And that’s were I start laughing and say sorry I can’t do it.
One would think someone in an LD relationship might enjoy a little sexy time over the air waves. But me I find it forced and fake.
I’d rather do the real thing or nothing at all….
i couldn't do it for eeeever.
ReplyDeletethen i did it once.
and was like "ugh. stupid"
agreed
ReplyDeleteYou gotta just pretend your in a movie. Start with the fake orgasm scene in that movie with Meg Ryan - It would be hilarious if you just pretended you were having an orgasm as soon as he asked you what you were wearing! DO IT!
ReplyDeletei tried to text dirty last night, but fell asleep. seriously. i had to apologize this morning when i woke up.
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